there is this one guy i know that i let feel my legs right after i shaved them because they were really nice and smooth but then now hes like obsessed with touching my legs and like he always asks about my legs and noOPEEe
Today i was on a field trip and my mom was with me because she was a chaperone and my guy friend was being annoying so i yelled at him “holy shit youre such a dick” and i guess people were shocked that i talked like that in front of my mom but all she did was give me a nod of approval and a thumbs up i love my mom omg.
Watched Michael Phelps speak today in Pasadena.
Lol i have an essay due tmr and i have no idea wtf to write.
We are organisms on a giant rock floating in the middle of space does this even fucking matter we’re all gonna be dead in like a few decades so whatever you feel me
WHY THE FUCK
WOULD BILL HADER
AND WTF FRED ARMISEN TOO ispdghseodv